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Demotivator | Conecto ergo sum.
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Demotivator


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Demotivator: todo lo contrario a un cartel motivacional. He aquí unos ejemplos.

Blasfemia

Blasfemia: Una entrada para el Infierno nunca había sido más divertido.

Houdini.

Houdini: Empezó joven.

Cristianismo

Cristianismo: La creencia de que un zombie judío cósmico que fue su propio padre puede hacer vivir para siempre si tú, simbólicamente, te comes su carne y le dices telepáticamente que le aceptas como su maestro, para que pueda quitar una fuerza maligna de tu alma que está presenta en la humanidad porque una serpiente parlante convenció a una mujer salida de una costilla de que comiese de un árbol mágico… sí, tiene sentido.

Ser positivo.

Ser positivo: Puede ser lo peor que ocurra.

Vía: Stunning Sunday || Demotivator Blog

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    nane

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    me encanta el de houdini jajajajaja XD

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