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• Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
  Because DEC 25 = OCT 31. http://tinyurl.com/5ffbdj #

In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.

With C you can shoot yourself in the leg. With C++ you can reuse the bullet.

A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Because it is below C level.

Programmers Jokes.